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Reviewed by Chandler Danier 7 / 10

Night Patrol! It's pretty bad but...look at the

Night Patrol! It's pretty bad but...look at the name. Look at the cover! It's a bad movie. I enjoyed Night Patrol though it required a healthy dose of the skip forward 10 seconds button. Kind of goes off the rails and tries to...tie it all together with daddy vampires and revenge. It's all quite dumb and simple and about that scene where that guy tries on all the axes. That guy is the best and for all the preparations, there should have been more meaningful combat. Instead it's just bloodvision, vats and dudes walking around prepared to fight demons but also completely unprepared. Cool scene when the cops come in but...none of it matters because they wrote a bunch of extra garbage and we need to sit there and be told over and over again that night patrol are evil vampires who stockpile blood. Like why not have a scene where a vampire gets caught between two magic things and then you kill them with the cool guy and his gang. Then they lose a guy in a horrific scene but ultimately get revenge when that same vampire walks right into another of their traps. Maybe that happened when I was skipping but I don't think it did.

Reviewed by 1 / 10

The cops take on the projects/Green Lantern WTF

Night Patrol is an absolute misfire that feels wrong from the moment it starts. Despite starring CM Punk and Justin Long, the film plays out like a cheap, unfocused experiment rather than a polished feature. What's most frustrating is that it looks like a low-budget indie, even though it clearly isn't trying to be one.The visual style is one of the film's biggest problems. It uses a shaky, handheld, mockumentary-style camera similar to The Office, but without purpose or restraint. The constant movement is distracting and nauseating, making action scenes chaotic and dialogue scenes borderline unwatchable. Instead of adding realism or intensity, it creates fatigue and confusion, as if the film never wants to settle down and let the audience engage.Narratively, the movie is baffling. The premise centers on vampires clashing with people from the "ghetto," leaning heavily into uncomfortable stereotypes and bizarre tonal choices. The story introduces voodoo elements, street mythology, and supernatural warfare, but none of it is handled with coherence or care. It feels exploitative rather than creative, and the film never establishes clear rules for its own world. As a result, nothing feels earned, logical, or even entertaining.The screenplay is a disaster. Scenes jump from idea to idea without setup or payoff, and the dialogue is painfully clunky. The film introduces supernatural concepts-most notably a bizarre, out-of-nowhere "Green Lantern-style" power element-that make absolutely no sense within the story's framework. There's no explanation, no mythology, no buildup. It's just there, and the movie expects the audience to accept it. Instead, it becomes one of the most laughable and frustrating elements of the entire runtime.Performance-wise, no one comes out looking good. CM Punk lacks the screen presence to carry a role like this, and Justin Long-who is usually reliable-feels completely wasted. The script gives him nothing to work with, and even his natural charm can't overcome the incoherent writing and direction.Perhaps the most disappointing aspect is timing. Early 2026 should feel like a step forward in quality and ambition, yet Night Patrol feels like a step backward. It's sloppy, poorly conceived, and creatively bankrupt. This is not a film worth seeing in theaters or spending money on in any capacity. If curiosity gets the better of you, wait until it's free-but even then, it's hard to justify the time.Ultimately, Night Patrol isn't just bad-it's exhausting, misguided, and embarrassing. A complete miss and a terrible start to the year for horror films.

Reviewed by kevin_robbins 4 / 10

Enough going for it to not be a total waste of time, but not nearly enough to be considered good

I watched Night Patrol (2025) in theaters this evening. The storyline follows a police special tactical unit tasked with fighting the Crips and Bloods. When the younger brother of a Black LAPD officer has his girlfriend murdered during a patrol-and the killing is tied to his partner-things quickly become complicated. Meanwhile, the murderous partner is transformed into a "Night Patrol" officer after being turned into a vampire.This picture is directed by Ryan Prows (Lowlife) and stars Justin Long (Jeepers Creepers), Jermaine Fowler (Sorry to Bother You), Dermot Mulroney (Young Guns), and RJ Cyler (The Harder They Fall).Unfortunately, this was a very uneven mess. That's a shame, because I've been a fan of Justin Long and RJ Cyler for a while now, and both they and Jermaine Fowler deliver solid performances here. The setup has a lot of potential-the shooting scenes are sudden, brutal, and gory. The first couple of kills and scenarios do a good job of establishing the stakes and creating a clear divide in who you're rooting for.Where the film really falters is in its vampire elements, which feel extremely mediocre. By the end, the movie goes completely off the rails. When it turns into a superhero-style showdown, I was genuinely disappointed. That's especially frustrating because I loved nearly every kill scene, particularly the final one.In conclusion, Night Patrol has just enough going for it to not be a total waste of time, but not nearly enough to be considered good. I'd give it a 4/10.

Night Patrol

2025

Action / Horror / Mystery / Thriller

Night Patrol

2025

Action / Horror / Mystery / Thriller

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Night Patrol! It's pretty bad but...look at the

The cops take on the projects/Green Lantern WTF

Enough going for it to not be a total waste of time, but not nearly enough to be considered good

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