Bigfoot Wars

2014

Unknown

Rotten Tomatoes Critics - Rotten 9%
Rotten Tomatoes Audience - Spilled 9%

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Plot summary

After the sheriff of the small town of Boggy Creek receives reports of attacks from a vicious beast bearing resemblance to the legendary Sasquatch, he enlists the help of an expert survivalist (The Outsider's C. Thomas Howell) and sets out to hunt down the creature. However, as they wander into the wilderness they discover that an entire tribe of Sasquatches awaits them. Now the enraged creatures descend from the hills and into the town to declare war upon its citizens.

Director

Brian T. Jaynes Photo
Brian T. Jaynes

Top cast

C. Thomas Howell Photo
C. Thomas Howell as Zeke
David Sullivan Photo
David Sullivan as Deputy Walton
Billy Blair Photo
Billy Blair as Slim Eddie
Judd Nelson Photo
Judd Nelson as Dr. Leonard Evans
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687.78 MB
1280*720
English 2.0
Not Rated
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23.976 fps
1 hr 14 min
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1.25 GB
1920*1080
English 2.0
Not Rated
us  
23.976 fps
1 hr 14 min
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Movie Reviews

Reviewed by R T 5 / 10

C and Judd scraping the bottom of the

C and Judd scraping the bottom of the paycheck barrel again. I'll go 2.5 just 'cause I like Squatchin' and I like C.
Reviewed by R T 2 / 10

Huge shock, this sucks. Big time

Huge shock, this sucks. Big time.
Reviewed by R T 1 / 10

This "film" is a stinking pile of excrement

This "film" is a stinking pile of excrement with some of the worst sound and film editing I've ever seen. The director certainly made some bold choices. "Running out of daylight for your five minute daytime scene? No problem, keep filming after sundown, no one will notice it's now pitch black in the next cut, we only have these bad actors for one day you know!" Don't have money for audio post production or foley work? Just use the raw live set camera audio for everything, and when your actress touches the wall of that cave and you hear the squeak of styrofoam instead of the scrape of a rock, it will just add to the "rawness" of the scene. Your audience will appreciate it when the ridiculously placed studio quality internal dialog voice overs go crashing into the raw hiss and environmental noise of the raw camera audio feed. Having your main washed up actor delivering all of his dialog in a hoarse whisper 20db below the other actor's also saves us from his inane script dialog, whatever it was. Continuity? Over-rated. You don't have to keep track of where your actors were pointing their guns, or who was on who's left in a scene, or what direction Bigfoot was attacking from.. Have a few characters you don't have proper film on to reconcile their stories? Just never go back to them again or show them crawling away naked, I'm sure they made it home ok.. Gestation periods of cryptids got you down? Just make the pregnancy take a few hours, no one will care by the end of the film.. Heck lets just skip that all together and forget I was ever mentioned.. Kudos to the filmmakers for somehow resurrecting Andre the giant in drag to play all the bigfeet. Seriously this is the top of my worst films of all time list.. Congrats to the director and writer! Stay gold Ponyboy!
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